We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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