Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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