Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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