You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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