About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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