Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's blow job season.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
