Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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