Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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