Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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