the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It was confusing and full of hummus
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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