Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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