Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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