He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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