She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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