Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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