The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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