I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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