I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I think I am morally bankrupt
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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