dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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