he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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