I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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