just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We don't watch enough power rangers
third nipple confirmed
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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