U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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