Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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