The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
we should paint friendship bongs
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