I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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