just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize