Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
