just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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