so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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