Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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