so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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