do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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