Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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