you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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