Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I FOUND THE LEGS
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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