I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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