I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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