does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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