the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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