Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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