Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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