Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
they're like a gay fantastic four
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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