Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Randomize
