he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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