People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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