For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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