College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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