Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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