If i come over, it means nothing
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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