This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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