I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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