"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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