I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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